********DUE TO HARASSING COMMENTS FROM SEVERAL USERS, I AM NOT RESPONDING TO VF MEMBERS WHO I DO NOT KNOW IRL******** 5'6", 110 lbs, long black hair, dark brown eyes, hour glass shape. More tattoos and metal than most guys I know!
I like partying, attempting to surf, hanging out with my friends, reading, playing with my dog, and rocking out.
I am a burlesque performer! And I'm lucky enough to make a living at it! If you're in the tri-state area and would like to come to one of my shows, you can keep up with me at: http://minniedmoocha.com/events/ .
I love pinups! I love Dita! I'm madly in love the Jakob Dylan and Davy Havok. I would like to do dirty things to Jared Leto, but that wouldn't be any sort of lasting relationship.
I'm very sadistic inside my head. And sometimes it all just bubbles over into the real world and I can't help myself. I only hang out with pretty people. If I would hang out with you, I consider you pretty or you freaking amuse me beyond measure. Did I mention that I'm the most honest person I know? Some people think I'm being a bitch, but I'm just being truthful. Most of my good friends appreciate it. I'm not going to say anything behind their backs, because I'll tell them straight to their faces.
If I dont message you back, or comment, please dont feel bad. I usually only respond to people I know irl, as I'm not on the computer enough to chit chat with cyber friends. I'm a highly extroverted person who craves real life social interaction, and prefer to be out doing something than at home, in front of the computer screen.
Tattoos: Shit ton. I have a sleeve. I lost count.
Metal: Lots of these too, including a micro-dermal opal on my chest.

****I'm an alternative/pinup model currently in search of clothing companies to model for! Please message me if you're a designer/retail store interested in using me shoots/runway! I am very experienced, and super professional!****

I NEED TO MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR! I DO NOT WANT TO DATE YOU! I DO NOT WANT TO FUCK YOU! DO NOT EXPECT A REPLY FROM ME IF YOU'RE NOT OF LEGAL DRINKING AGE IN THE USA! I GET MESSAGES EVERY DAY FROM PATHETIC TEENAGERS TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH ME! I AM MARRIED! HE IS HANDSOME, WONDERFUL, AND GIVES ME WHATEVER I WANT! Unless you're Bradd Pitt, you have nothing to offer me he cant already give me! ***********I DO NOT EXCEPT MESSAGE REQUESTS FROM PEOPLE I DO NOT KNOW IN REAL LIFE. I DON'T CARE THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO MY PHOTOS, BUT I REALLY AM JUST SICK OF HEARING IT!************

BOOBIES! One of my burlesque's helping a friend out in the Miss Rubber World Pagent! I'm in the purple!

Lydia Lael performs "Slippery When Wet" at Miss Rubber World 2011 from Lydia Lael on Vimeo.

I'm into hardcore music, tattoos and piercings...If your a dude with a lip piercing, please message me. Yummy ;) I love Bettie Page, peppermint patties, Victoria's Secret undies, my Ellie Princess. Canadians, specifically MY canadian prince charming! I love ice hockey, and played collegiate field hockey. I love the theater, opera, and the ballet. I love vintage hats! IT DON'T MEAN A THING IF IT AINT GOT THAT SWING! DO WA DO WA DO WA DO WA DO WA DO WA DO WA DO WA WAAAAAAA Music Video I'm in! I'm the chick making silly faces in the one piece bathing suit! lol

For the Punks and Skins from Lisa Forst on Vimeo.

Vain boys, Closed minded people, People who are uncomfortable in their own skin, Most normal people. I just find it rather dull to be normal, Inconsiderate People, Drivers who don't at least drive the speed limit or who don't use turn signals

Elvis is the King, The Beatles are the Princes of pop, and DAVID BOWIE IS GOD! Music Video I'm in! I'm the chick making silly faces in the one piece bathing suit! lol

For the Punks and Skins from Lisa Forst on Vimeo.