Hello! Welcome to my VF page ^_^ I will warn you, there's a lot to read below, but if you want to get to know me, reading that stuff is the best way to do it :)
Avoid giving me unsolicited advice...it makes me edgy
I'm too spontaneous for my own good
It's hard to insult/offend me, but if you do, expect to be on my shitlist for a long time
I try to laugh at least 36 1/2 times a day
I'm what I'd consider a "Better Homes & Gardens Goth" ...because "Gothic Martha Stewart" has been used by too many people and I think it's getting trite
I love making gift baskets for people
I tend to say "Dude" a lot...I even frequently call my husband that
I believe in always being yourself no matter what anyone else might think
I try to always be positive, but I have my breaking points, just like anyone else
I'm like a ninja. I always sneak up on people and scare them...completely by accident, too
I'm that "crazy cat lady" in your neighborhood
I hate gorey and disturbing things. If you tease me or try to make me feel like a sissy for this: Screw you. I have my reasons and it's none of your business
I'm a total in-your-face hardass AND a dorky happy-go-lucky sweetheart. I really don't even know how that's possible, but those close to me understand what it means
I found that sometimes the best way to convey an idea, emotion, or feeling is through a sound effect
I'm tired of people calling me a freak because I don't like peanut butter
I LOVE BUYING USED DVDS
I'm one of those people who made a Myspace page for my cat
When I set an alarm to wake me up, I have to set it to a time that isn't on a multiple of 5...especially if it's right on the hour or half-hour. So if I have to get up at 9, I set my alarm for 8:58 or 9:03
I really enjoy applesauce, even though I have a rather sordid past with it
I find dry/serious/non-obvious humor the funniest
When I'm in any kind of pain, I make jokes and laugh about it
I've never liked the idea of regulated meals (like "Dinner time"). When I get hungry, I eat. End of story.
I HATE BEING PESTERED TO DO THINGS
I can't get a college degree or work a steady job because I change my mind too frequently to stick to any one thing for very long
I have always felt like I was living in a dream...I've never quite had a grasp on reality, and I like it that way
When it comes down to it, my hair has ultimate control over my self-esteem...it's the only part of my appearance that I can control, and if it looks amazing, then I feel amazing
I HAVE NO PATIENCE WHATSOEVER...BUT I HAVE AN INCREDIBLE AMOUNT OF PATIENCE...(I detest waiting, but it takes a lot for me to blow my top)
HEARING WIND CHIMES GIVES ME CHILLS
Little kids (including infants) love me, for some reason
I like my spaghetti with minimal sauce, and TONS of parmesan cheese
Music is the key to my soul...I know it sounds totally cheesy...but it's true
I hate the smell of milk
I am fascinated by four-way stops
I believe that anything is possible
I AM THE BIGGEST OPTIMIST YOU WILL EVER MEET
I often call things by different names if I think the actual name seems too pretentious
IF YOU PUSH MY BUTTONS, I WILL NOT EVEN TRY TO HIDE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE ANNOYING ME
I'm terrible with names, but I never forget a face
I can multi-task like nobody's business
I find dorkiness adorable
I hate "pretty boys"
I can nearly always tell if I'm going to like something or not before I give it a chance (be it food, a movie, a person...whatever)...and I'm usually right
ORCHESTRAL SWELLS MOVE ME TO TEARS
I want to learn how to do everything
I can be pretty vengeful...if you have put me through shit, expect me to try to even the score at some point, just to show you what it feels like
Wearing a shirt with a collar on it gives me a headache
I respect everyone's opinions about everything, and it bugs me when I see/hear people argue with someone's opinion
I WON'T ASSOCIATE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS HURT ONE OF MY FRIENDS...EVEN IF THAT PERSON WAS ONCE MY FRIEND, AS WELL
I love bacon cheeseburgers
I don't sugar-coat stuff...I will tell it like it is. I believe the term is "brutally honest"...most people can't handle that
If you show disrespect to me in any way, expect the same amount of disrespect in return from me
I OPERATE MOSTLY ON WHIMS
I respect people who hate me for who I am...and I hate people who pretend to like me...at least the former are being honest
I tend to use severe sarcasm to get my points across
NO ONE EVER BELIEVES ME WHEN I TELL THEM MY AGE
I hate drama...if you have it in your life, that's fine...but don't drag it onto my doorstep...and if you do, I will ignore you
I'M NOT AFRAID TO BE MYSELF
I hate people who drive 40 in a 55 mph zone
If I'm in a bad mood, I NEVER take it out on anyone who had nothing to do with putting me in a bad mood
I am obsessed with symmetry and organization...unfortunately I'm also very lazy, so my living space doesn't always reflect that
I don't have a favorite anything...the only thing I will commit to in my life is a relationship and family...nothing else is set in stone. My life revolves around change...I love it, so nothing is consistent - except for the man I love
I love making order out of disorder
I tend to burst out into random song a lot...some of the songs actually exist...some are completely random that I just make up on the spot
I LOVE cookies!
I blow my nose a lot
I have panic attacks when I go swimming
I drive using my right foot for gas, and my left for the brake...I never knew this was unusual until a lot of people started commenting on it...
NEVER LIE TO ME
I have no respect for arrogant people, or people who just want attention
My favorite place in the whole world is Niagara Falls, Canada. I've been there nearly 30 times in the past 15 years. I even got married there ^_^
I get really hyper sometimes and act like a total nut...it makes life more fun
I enjoy watching old cheesy black and white horror/sci-fi movies
I usually don't accept anything at face-value...I believe it's stupid and boring to do so
I hate seafood
THE ONLY SECRETS I CAN'T KEEP ARE MY OWN
The only pain I can't deal with is a headache
Improper English really bugs me
I'm a little too obsessed with fruit snacks
I love the JTHM and Lenore comics
I love going to the zoo, even though I don't particularly care for animals
I'm a complete dork...and I love every second of it
I think cellar spiders are cute, and I NEVER kill them
I LOVE to drive...I love long trips. When I am driving, I do my best thinking
I love dying my hair
I TAKE A LOT OF PICTURES AND VIDEOS, BECAUSE I FEEL IT'S IMPORTANT TO CAPTURE AND DOCUMENT PIECES OF MY LIFE TO LOOK BACK ON LATER
I love to clean and decorate my living space
I've been playing the piano since I was 3...unfortunately I get stage fright so I don't play in public very often
I am deathly afraid of throwing up...I have only done it once since infancy, and it was because my kidneys got infected
I WAS IN EVERY KIND OF BAND THERE WAS IN MY HIGH SCHOOL
I am a complete bitch to people who treat me like I'm incompetent, or like I'm a child
My nickname is and always has been "Mouse"...my Grandma even calls me that
I love old musicals and nostalgia
I don't drink...I never have, and I never will...and nothing you could ever say or do will change my mind...so shut up and stop telling me that I will end up drinking, because all that will happen is that I will hate you...and still not be a drinker
I love Calvin and Hobbes...and snow
I don't think I'm really afraid of anything...I say I am, but when it comes down to facing stuff, I end up dealing with it pretty well
I'm really good at Guitar Hero
I love old horror movies...not the recent gorey crap that they've been coming out with that isn't even scary - I mean the classics like Halloween, The Fog, Amityville Horror, The Exorcist, The Haunting...stuff like that
I hate people who try to coax me into being someone I'm not
Don't talk to me like you're my mother...I won't listen to you, and you'll just piss me off
I'm not a fan of liars...if I discover that you've lied to me or are lying to me, I will quickly lose interest in you and slowly cut you out of my life
I HATE being called "Ma'am"
I have crappy hearing if you're talking directly to me from less than a foot away...but if you're sitting across the room talking about me, I will hear you
I used to be a cheerleader
I like polka and swing music
I love Pop Rocks, and string cheese (but not at the same time)
I like to write, draw, bake, cook, cross-stitch, do word/logic puzzles, and play music...these activities make me happiest
I hate touching clean laundry...I hate the way it feels against my hands
I have a phobia of calling people/talking on the phone, so I rarely call my friends
I don't understand how people can be anorexic...I love to eat...it's a nice thing to do, and I can't see how anyone would avoid it on purpose
I giggle about absolutely everything...when I'm happy, when I'm excited, when I'm nervous, when I'm angry, when I'm sad...and every other time in between, for no reason at all...I even do it while I'm sleeping
I hate being fucked with. NEVER falsely make me feel sorry for you, or happy, or sad or whatever, and then hit me with, "Nah, I'm just kidding." - I will be mad at you for a very long time afterwards
I will find a million things in my lifetime that I will swear I want to pursue for the rest of my life...and then get bored with them, one by one, and toss them aside less than halfway through learning them
I tend to completely shut down when people start talking about things that don't interest me at all...I feel like it's a waste of energy to pretend like I care
My Dad always told me I "burn the candle at both ends"...this is true. I'm just like him
I get the hiccups when I get frustrated
Likes
X Zen X X Bubble baths X X Solitude X X Scented Lotion X X Sherlock Holmes X X Wheat Thins X X Broccoli and cheese X X Dreaming X X Chuck Norris jokes X X Chocolate chip cookies X X Shampoo X X Film music X X Cheesy Halloween movies/TV specials X X Crayons and coloring books X X Buying books X X When people tell me I'm strange X X Scented candles X X Shopping around Halloween X X Ghost stories X X John Saul novels X X Cheese X X Playing the piano X X Sleeping X X Autumn X X Canada X X Kitty cats X X Word/logic puzzles X X Baking X X Candle holders X X Antiques X X Fruit juice X X Board games X X Guitar Hero X X Cupcakes X X Movie trivia games X X MGM musicals X X Honest people X X Cartoons X X Spearmints X X MadLibs X X Candy Corn X X Cottage Cheese X X Wheat pennies X X Traveling X X Creepy music X X Fruit snacks X X Lunchables X X Pumpkins X X Mirrors X X Jigsaw puzzles X X Making breakfast X X Cemeteries X X Spiderwebs X X Popcorn X X Coconut X X Nachos X X Bacon cheeseburgers X X Wind chimes X
Dislikes
X Loud neighbors X X Bullies X X Guys who talk to me about "hot" girls X X Seafood X X Arrogant people X X Steakhouses X X Alcohol X X Bad parents X X Rude people X X Drama X X Camping X X Playing the piano in public X X Drew Carey X X Armpit hair X X Hugh Hefner X X Dogs X X Bugs X X Buffets X X Black Jelly Bellys X X Gorey movies X X Anti-marriage jokes X X People who don't listen X X Energy drinks X X Stage acting X X Politics X X Peanuts X X Vulgar people X X Jimmy Kimmel X X Mopey people X X People with gurgly voices X X Flies X X Spicy food X X Hypocrites X X Technology X X Avril Lavigne X X Soggy cereal X X "Pretty boys" X X My back X
Favorite Music
2NE1
Apocalyptica
Armless Alice
Avenged Sevenfold
Basshunter
Tyler Beckett
Bella Morte
Big Bad VooDoo Daddy
The Birthday Massacre
Brian Setzer Orchestra
Buddy Holly
Combichrist
Creature Feature
Cruxshadows
Deadmau5
Deathstars
Dope
Danny Elfman
Darkseed
Diablo Swing Orchestra
Die Krupps
Eisbrecher
Ella Fitzgerald
Epica
E.S. Posthumus
Grendel
Gothminister
KMFDM
Lordi
Megaherz
Midnight Syndicate
Nightwish
Nox Arcana
Oomph!
Powerman 5000
Rammstein
Rob Zombie
Samael
Frank Sinatra
The Sisters of Mercy
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Twisted Sister
Union Undergroud
Weird Al
Hans Zimmer
Hi Leah, I don't understand what's going on, but for some reason youtube isn't allowing me to watch your videos. It keeps saying that your videos are private or something. And your facebook page is gone too. /: Maybe my computer is being a bitch? I have no idea. Or if you did something to your youtube and your facebook or something went wrong, that would be great if you could let me know what's up. It's just that I'm a big fan of yours and your like one of my hugest inspirations and I hate not being able to watch your videos or see your latest feed on facebook. <3 /:
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Mistress_Ivy 
Just wondering, what happened to all your videos? Have a nice day xx
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