I Advise You To Read My Profile BEFORE Talking to Me Or Adding Me.

No guys/girls flirt with me over the age of 24. Same with adding me. kthnxbai :]

To be honest, I only add people I think are cute. But, I'll talk to mostly anyone.

Little Things About Me:

You may read this, but you will still know NOTHING about me, so don't try to act like you know who I am. I'm Lanie. :] But you may call me Lay Lay or Lanerz. I should warn you to not fall in love with me. I'm 19. I'm in cosmetology school. I plan to graduate then become a tattoo/piercing apprentice to get my tattoo and piercing license. Then go to college for psychology, so I can get inside people's minds. I'm a little rough around the edges. Learning from yesterday, living it up today, and dreaming up tomorrow. Life is an adventure and i plan to take everyday as a new experience. I'm a very complex person, with a matching personality. Don't try to fix me, I'm not fucking broken. I find joy in small things. I love reminiscing. I'm a very anti-social person. I have difficulties making friends and meeting new people. I'm unbelievably shy with people I'm uncomfortable with. When I am comfortable, I tend to be very outgoing. I can be loud, but you're lucky if you ever see that. I have an anxiety disorder, along with social anxiety disorder. I can't stand people who cannot type. I have a low self esteem. I will argue with you if you compliment me. I like intimate moments. I like to make people smile, though I'm not too great at it. I have a lot of patience. I'm smart. Probably smarter than you. With that said, I'm a smart ass. I'm kind, too kind sometimes. I'm strictly non-violent, though I occasionally have a biting problem. I can hold a conversation, as long as you do the same. It's time to grow up. I have goals I will fulfill. I cuss like a sailor. I say and do some pretty weird things. Most people are intimidated by me, but I am super nice as long as you're on my good side. My dreams seem to be a bit farther away than I thought. I don't follow any religion, so don't throw yours down my throat. I am my own person. I dye my hair when I'm depressed. I'm insane, literally. I'm afraid of clowns, heights, enclosed spaces, the dark, being alone, insects/bugs, not being good enough, and losing the one I love. I'm also afraid of needles, but I'm obsessed with getting piercings and tattoos. I'm partially deaf. I love drawing, but I suck at it. I hate the word 'whatever' and every variation of it, it pisses me off. I say 'lol' too much. I also hate the word 'babe' even though I say it all the time, I ask you to not call me that. I text more than I should. I hate talking on the phone. I procrastinate a lot. I have an anger problem. I want to travel, everywhere. I've changed a lot from who I used to be. I don't understand a lot of things as fast as others would. I daydream a lot. I think way too much. I'm not confident, and I'm very self conscious. I love to sleep. I only have nightmares, never dreams. I apparently give off a weird vibe. I'm hard headed, strong willed, outgoing, and just plain odd. I believe in love, peace, unity, respect, and hope. I run my life off of friends, music, and the simple things. I can not have children. I have stress induced anxiety attacks. I'm bipolar. I have OCD, MPD, and ADHD. I like to express myself through the weirdest of ways. I love photography and finding the meaning in every photo. You may not like me, and I'm fine with that. I believe in true love. Even between the same sexes. By the way, I'm pansexual. Don't know what that is? Google it. I enjoy dipping my pizza in my diet pepsi, drinking coffee, body modification, horror movies, and unique artwork. Buy me a ferret, penguin, cherry baby bottle pop, ocean water from sonic, diet pepsi, or a baby bat and we'll be best friends forever. If you read my profile put "penguinsshalltakeover" in your message/comment. Get to know me. I'll take your breath away.

Adore:

Sex. Mary Jane. Illegal Hallucinogens. Legal Hallucinogens. Shroom necklaces. Hippies. Goths. Punks. Metal heads. Guitarists. Drummers. Vocalists. Being naked. Putting extra letters in words; [yoooo] Sheri Moon Zombie; [I'd tear her ass up!] Megan Fox. Johnny Depp. Kat Von D. My Tattoo Artist, Jay. Andy Six. Pizza rolls. Poptarts. Poprocks. Mountain Dew. Skittles. Starburst. Pixie Stix. My friends. People who are themselves. People who like me. People who don't think they are ugly..but don't think they are the best looking thing in the world. Energy Drinks. Ice Cream. Starbucks. Gauges. Hairdye. Piercings. Tattoo Designing. Day Dreaming. Tattoos. Sleeping. Drawing. Writing. Photography. Chains. Jewelery. Making kandi. Blood. Pain. Pokemon Ninja Turtles Power Rangers Fingerless gloves. Guys. Girls. Doing crazy stunts. Money. Love. Romance. Cuddling. Hot Coco. Big blankets. Wolves. Black Roses White Roses. Red Roses. Vampires. Biting. Scratching. Bleeding. Bondage. Licking. Kissing. Posing for pictures. Having fun. Bubble Gum. Baby Bottle Pops. Guns. Knives. Explosives. Jeans that I rip for pleasure. Honesty. Humor. Cartoons. Attitude. Playing with fire. Redecorating my room. Hanging with friends. Scaring old ladies. Making people think me and my friends are lesbians. Black lights. Nail Polish. My cell phone. Music. Being myself. Making people laugh and smile. Giving and receiving hugs. Make-up. Curly fries. Video Games. Internet. Winter. Deep Conversations. Snow. Cherries. Singing. Halloween. Autumn. Syringes. Analyzing. Superman. Horror Films. Laughing. Sharpies. Safety Pins. Burping. Bon Fires. Making New Friends. Mischief. Duct Tape. Zippers. Unique People. etc.

Despise:

Annoying people. Persistent people. People who don't like me Stereotypical people. Being clumsy. Being alone. Parents. Hypocritical people. Liars. Cheaters. Abusers. Users. Sluts. Whores. Bitches. Skanks. Hoes. Bastards. Assholes. Dickheads. Douchefucks. Dumbasses. Psychiatrists. Judgmental people. Haters. Posers. FEET. When people say "It'll be okay" Homophobia. People with no sense of humor. Etc.

Music Preferences:

Dimmu Borgir. Iwrestledabearonce. The Birthday Massacre. Psyclon Nine. Paramore. Hadouken. Makeshift Romeo. Twisted Method. Dope. Lil' Wayne. Eminem. Dark Lotus. Forever The Sickest Kids. Brokencyde. The Black Dahlia Murder. The Devil Wears Prada. Bullet For My Valentine. Killhannah. Norma Jean. Job For A Cowboy. Bring Me The Horizon. Carnifex. ICP. Whitechapel. Alesana. Chiodos. Rammstein. The Ting Tings. Crystal Castles. Hidden Among Heroes. Oceana. A Plea For Purging. Attack Attack. Emmure. Scary Kids Scaring Kids. Eyes Set To Kill. Take This And Aim. Suicide Silence. Static x. Haste The Day. A Day To Remember. Blessthefall. Enter Shikari. We The Kings. Pink Floyd. The Beatles. Led Zepplin. Cobra Starship. Nevershoutnever. The Used. Hey Monday. Saliva. Saving Abel. Crossfade. Breathe Carolina. Bayside. Mayday Parade. The Academy Is. Lady Gaga. Miss May I. Katy Perry. Aiden. My Chemical Romance. Silverstein. Safetysuit. Third Eye Blind. Black Veil Brides. Motionless In White. Sleeping With Sirens. Dark Funeral. Bile. The Agonist. Skillet. Aphex Twin. T. Mills. Confide. Ice Nine Kills. Mary Magdalan. Mickey Avalon. Rob Zombie. Kesha. Marilyn Manson. Behemoth. Dark Fortress. Bella Morte. Ayria. Abigail Williams. Seether. Elysia. Divine Heresy. Shiny Toy Guns. Luna Mortis. Satyricon. Otep. Blood Stain Child. Bong-Ra. Candy Spooky Theater. Woe, Is Me. Dot Dot Curve.

FAQ [Frequently Asked Questions]

To ask me questions anonymously go here: Formspring

Q:: How many piercings and tattoos do you have and where?
A:: 15 piercings. 5 in each ear, septum, snakebites, eyebrow, and nose. Tattoos on the side of my left hand and on my left shoulder blade.

Q:: How many times have you dyed your hair?
A:: 126 times and going to continue doing so.

Q:: What's your favorite kind of music?
A:: Metal, Industrial, Techno, Dubstep, Rock, and some Rap.

Q:: What is your favorite movie and genre?
A:: Don't really have a favorite, but at the moment: Strangeland, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, The Crow, and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. And I LOVE horror movies!

Q:: What kind of guy do you usually fall for?
A:: I usually fall for tall, skinny, nerdy, pale guys with long, dark hair, pretty eyes, a great smile, dimples, piercings and tattoos, big gauges, wears tripp pants or skinny jeans, and listens to either metal, industrial, rock, techno, dubstep, or screamo stuff. They have to be respectful, responsible, intelligent, have a sense of humor, loyal, and trustworthy. I'm a sucker for guitarists, drummers, and vocalists. Also, they gotta be kinky haha. Gotta be into the freaky shit like me. :P