Sex: female Age: 17 Location: having a tea party in,
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JIRA /almost 16/Senior/Single & Waiting
hayy there
im JIRA.
& this is my story...
i Died in a car crash when i was 6 years old.
at the age of 7 i painted the Mona Lisa.
& murdered my bestfriend when i was 9.
i climbed the Eiffel tower when i was 12.
& when i was 13 i knew how water taste like.
i had a plastic Surgery at the age of 14.
at the age of 15 i killed michael jackson
there is so much more that you can't ever see or read off the internet.
So get to know me,and not just what you read on the screen.
When I was your age, Pluto was a planet (:
its not pronounced as JEERAH, okay? Your Wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong.
"Haha, I know right?" No, You know nothing.
RANDOM FACTS.
Yes, while other 16 year old kids go to highschool, i go to college.
I Attack the vending machine when my food gets stuck
-I say "yeah im on my way" when im actually still at home
-When I Lose- "Who cares it's only a game". When I win- "HAHA IN YOUR FACE!" :)
- I do what i want, when i want wherever i want as long as my mum says its okay (:
- if google didn't exist,mannn we would ALL BE SCREWED.
If anyone can read my mind, I'm screwed.
- My room maybe a mess but i know exactly where my stuff are
- I can't finish in cleaning my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
- in my world, "clean it up" means "put it where u cant see it"
- im hoping one day i wouldnt need a fake smile even if you break my heart within a million pieces, of course i'll be devasted but i wouldnt have a grudge of you or your girlfriend (:
I rarely get mad, im nice and i know it.
- i enjoy tapping someone on their shoulder and pretending it wasn't me who did it
-Sometimes, i annoy people because for me, its highly amusing
- I laugh so hard that i end up clapping like a retarded seal
- they tell us not to try it at home *Oh lets do it!"
- (Phone rings) ILL GET IT! (looks at caller ID) Nevermind mom. you get it
- I love that kid who distracts and gets the teacher off – topic and make the class waste time
- you will find me in my room playing guitar. i start my day with it, and end my night with it(:
- I want to die, see how many people cry about it, then come back to life.
- i always use "Rock paper scissors" when we have serious decision making
- I press all the hotel floor numbers before exiting the elevator.
- I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I have mentally claimed.
- i yell "Run Bitch runnn!!" when watching a horror movie at someone who is about to die
- I enjoy listening to Funny stories of me getting drunk I rarely drink.