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JiraWonderland

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JiraWonderland

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Sex: female
Age: 17
Location: having a tea party in, Wonderland, United States
Status: Single
Rating: 10.00
Rating points: 30
Member since: November 07, 2009
Last logged in: November 19, 2011, 06:33pm
Occupation: Batman
Account Status: Free Account
Rated by: 3 people
Latest Journal Entry: ITS BEEN AWHILE   April 27, 2011, 11:33pm

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JIRA /almost 16/Senior/Single & Waiting
hayy there
im JIRA.
& this is my story...

i Died in a car crash when i was 6 years old.
at the age of 7 i painted the Mona Lisa.
& murdered my bestfriend when i was 9.
i climbed the Eiffel tower when i was 12.
& when i was 13 i knew how water taste like.
i had a plastic Surgery at the age of 14.
at the age of 15 i killed michael jackson

there is so much more that you can't ever see or read off the internet.
So get to know me,and not just what you read on the screen.

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When I was your age, Pluto was a planet (:
its not pronounced as JEERAH, okay? Your Wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong.
"Haha, I know right?" No, You know nothing.


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RANDOM FACTS.
Yes, while other 16 year old kids go to highschool, i go to college.
I Attack the vending machine when my food gets stuck
-I say "yeah im on my way" when im actually still at home
-When I Lose- "Who cares it's only a game". When I win- "HAHA IN YOUR FACE!" :)
- I do what i want, when i want wherever i want as long as my mum says its okay (:
- if google didn't exist,mannn we would ALL BE SCREWED.
If anyone can read my mind, I'm screwed.
- My room maybe a mess but i know exactly where my stuff are
- I can't finish in cleaning my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
- in my world, "clean it up" means "put it where u cant see it"
- im hoping one day i wouldnt need a fake smile even if you break my heart within a million pieces, of course i'll be devasted but i wouldnt have a grudge of you or your girlfriend (:
I rarely get mad, im nice and i know it.
- i enjoy tapping someone on their shoulder and pretending it wasn't me who did it
-Sometimes, i annoy people because for me, its highly amusing
- I laugh so hard that i end up clapping like a retarded seal
- they tell us not to try it at home *Oh lets do it!"
- (Phone rings) ILL GET IT! (looks at caller ID) Nevermind mom. you get it
- I love that kid who distracts and gets the teacher off – topic and make the class waste time
- you will find me in my room playing guitar. i start my day with it, and end my night with it(:
- I want to die, see how many people cry about it, then come back to life.
- i always use "Rock paper scissors" when we have serious decision making
- I press all the hotel floor numbers before exiting the elevator.
- I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I have mentally claimed.
- i yell "Run Bitch runnn!!" when watching a horror movie at someone who is about to die
- I enjoy listening to Funny stories of me getting drunk I rarely drink.
-"everyone shut the fuck up!" (answers phone) "Ohai Mom :D "
- i make up excuses when i need to, so Mom..Dad.. if I lie to you,its for your own good :]
- " YO,DOOOD WASSAAAP?” dude shut up,your white.
- When I'm home alone and I hear a noise,I presume im gonna get killed
- When a car slows down behind me at night, i'd panic and presume they're gonna kidnap me
- I randomly walk up to my fridge, open it, look, and walk away
- when i have 5% battery left, i run like a ninja to get my charger
When it gets akward at someones house...I pet their dog.
- When i get bored the stupidest stuff seems awesome
- I'm not a funny person but i can always make you smile :)
- bragging about smoking weed doesnt make you cool.
- that waldo is a tricky son of a bitch
- i shower naked
- i like sleeping. omg you do too? we should do it together next time ;D
- Pick up lines are hilarious but i still enjoy guys who use them on me haha :]
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If this gets alot of props i will change my name to batman (click the picture)
I got my own flaws. what's your story?

I'm actually nice, talk to me :) i reply to everyone, you dont have to pretend someone your not. and ohh remember:
"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" so you see,Punctuation saves lives :]
dont worry im still nice if you have horrible grammar or spelling(:



i pity the sorry bastards who read this far down, but guess what? you're awesome.if you read this far down please comment me saying
"BOOM CHIKA WA WA" or "pew pew pew" then pretend to be a ninja so that i would know if you read my profile or not lol



Dislikes:
Show me a picture of your dick and i swear i will Never talk to you again.
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Bestfriend.
without him days would be:
Moanday.
tearsday.
Wasteday.
Thirstday.
Frightday.
Shatterday.
and Sadday.
Pedobear, I love yuhh buddeh :D

SIGNS: Just ask me nicely and i would gladly give you one(:
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92 % of kids have turned to rap, pop, and hip hop. If your one of the 8 % who like to
Headbang and disturb the peace, your awesome.
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