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My names Jade, a twenty one year old Gemini who lives on this tiny little island in Kent surrounded by old people. I'm [u][b]HAPPILY[/b][/u] single, happily being the key word in that sentence. I'm also bisexual which doesn't mean, if you're a female and I check out your page I want to screw you.
I should probably say this now, I call everyone 'hun' 'doll' 'love' and 'darling' don't like it? Then don't talk to me. I'm pretty open minded as a person, but I'm also extremely opinionated and stubborn so avoid arguments with me. I don't and have never smoke, drank alcohol or done drugs that aren't prescribed to me by a doctor. While most people spend there weekends recovering from a Friday night I spend it with my family and reading... or looking up funny pictures of cats. I read an awful lot, probably too much. Anything from fantasy, horror, crime, action, sci-fi, graphic novels, anime, mange and of course comic books. I don't read romance. I write just as much as I read which is a good thing as I want to be a writer, that's my dream job, for now I'm a paid web model and a carer. As awesome as people think I am I'm actually a loner, I spend most of my time online chatting to new people than I do out and about hanging out with people I know. I'm not shy but usually when I meet people for the first time I'm quieter than normal. I'm super defensive and rarely let people 'in', hardly anyone ever get a glimpse at that side me me I assure you, you probably won't be one of those people. I was terrible at school and pretty much got told I'd be lucky if McDonald's would hire me so it's my life mission to prove them all wrong.Also when I say I'm a nerd, I don't mean just a bit nerdy I mean I used to play Magic and have a stack of comic books in my room and game a fair bit.
I'm a sucker for nice eyes and voices so if you have either/both of them things then I'll probably crush on you. I'm a fan of rap and dub-step just as much as rock and metal music and if you know any good tunes send them to me and I'll check them out. I like meeting new people... after speaking to them awhile don't send me a message saying 'lets meet tomorrow' you might be a bloody murder who justs wants to black market my body parts for all I know. I loved Pokemon (first edition). I love coffee first thing in the morning and getting lost in a good book. I'm vain and like compliments and people with the same music taste as me. Also, If you know who deadpool is and like said person, I love you.
I hate moths and spiders and clowns. So a clowned face spider with moth wings would probably be my worst nightmare, lucky it's not a popular Halloween outfit so I'm good but if there's a spider or moth in a room I will probably scream and if there's a clown in a room I will probably just die. I also hate when people take my friendliness as flirting. I hate people who complain about about stupid things 'ugh I've got no credit, ugh I can't text Alex to see whats going on ugh my life's so hard' and who's fucking fault is that? Oh right, yours? Now go away before I end your life. Also. I Have cam and If I don't like you or think for a second you'll ask to see my tits, I won't go on it and will lie and tell you I don't own one... Even though it's not working right now... that's not the point.
Bowling for soup
ACDC
The rolling stones
30 seconds to mars
Ludachris
Dizzy rascal
Jason mraz
Cute is what we aim for
Death cab for cutie
papa roach
Blink 182
Avenged sevenfold
The killers
The used
Say anything
Greenday
hey monday
Kate nash
Frank turner
Every avenue
The white stripes
Guns and roses
Good Charlotte
Ed Sheeran
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