Weedâ„ Mountain Dew, flavored cigarillos, Norm MacDonald, Bill Burr, Steven Seagal, Arnold Schwarzenegger, animated GIFs from pornos, Sarah Palin, Sega Genesis, Epic Beard Men, saving money, midgets, typing up a list of things that I like, volleyball
Dislikes
Card games, The Big Bang Theory, Netflix, DirecTV, call center employees, Ed Hardy, Viacom, United States Congress and Senate, anyone that rolls blunts with medical marijuana and complains about being too damn high, girls that "don't do pipes" and expect me to roll them a joint, Islamophobia, adult kids, soup, KFC, anyone that owns anything made by TAPOUT, facebook, McDonald's, insurance companies, watching somebody completely miss the point, cynics, the mayor of my town, dreadlocks, drama queens, being too lazy to update my profile