In late April 1983, the United States government launched a satellite containing frozen DNA into orbit to study the effects of solar radiation on the genetic structure. Unfortunately, a mistake in the rocket's design caused the satellite to depart Earth orbit completely--the seemingly doomed satellite dove straight for the Sun. Amazingly, on January 17th, 1984, this satellite crash-landed in an inflatable children's swimming pool somewhere in Lowell, MA. Ienpw emerged from the broken spacecraft, full-grown. He has been fighting evil ever since (and not doing very well, as evinced by the Reagan and Bush administrations. Oh well). Here, I will put filler words to take up space: colorless green ideas sleep furiously!
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore

Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Moderate
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Moderate

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
Y'know, I used to say that "I am a very, very bad man.." at this juncture, but I've seen the results some of my friends have gotten with this thing, and I guess I'm actually not all that bad, by comparison... Weirdos, the lot of them........

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Low
Schizoid:	High
Schizotypal:	Moderate
Antisocial:	Moderate
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	Low
Narcissistic:	Moderate
Avoidant:	Low
Dependent:	Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:	Low
-- Personality Disorder Test -- -- Personality Disorder Information --

Aaaand, since everyone else has one, I guess I'll give in to peer pressure just this once:

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." And, this:

Religious fundamentalism, capital punishment, retconning (especially history), unnecessary government involvement in the lives of its private citizens, evangelism, war, violence, national socialism, surveillance, solipsism, cultural stagnation, imperialism, propaganda, indoctrination. ...oh, and furfags.

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