...:ABOUT ME:...
I chill in my underwear.
I'm a drinker and a skanker.
I'm learning to play guitar,
it doesn't seem too hard,
but then again, I haven't learned that much
or gotten that far.
I like to fuck around with my hair,
play a little game called truth or dare,
I'm a juggalo and if you dont like that I really don't care,
and my favorite fruit is the almighty pear.
Ok, I have to admit it does bother me just a little bit,
when people come in and start talking shit,
but who am I to question what they say or what they do?
That would make me the biggest hypocrit you ever knew.
I'm an asshole, I know, but we will get along fine
but only if you dont fucking blow
and just have an open mind.
If you dont like me, that's ok because I really don't mind,
I don't really want drama or the hype,
that's just not how I wanna live my life.

...:DISLIKES:...
homeless people
beggars
dumbasses
slow drivers
fangirls
slutty bitches who believe that they are hot because they get laid a lot, listen here whore, any girl can get laid on an hourly basis, it's not like picking up guys is a fucking art, you open your legs and most guys will jump on your clam like its a goddamn trampoline, regardless of how you look
People who say they listen to everything when it comes to music but when you mention ska they ask "oh, what songs do they play?"

...:LIKES:...
music
longboarding
snowboarding
drawing
tattoos
piercings
chinese food
jokes (preferably tasteless but hilarious at the same time)
comic books (been getting into transmetropolitan lately)
novels
straight chillin'
and keeping it real

...:MUSIC:...
AFI AFI AFI, best band ever, saying that, they sucked hard in their last 2 albums
horrorpunk of most kinds of course
horrorcore or wicked shit, whichever you want to refer to it as
punk
heavy metal
classic rock
techno (there's so many sub-genres and the differences are so subtle that it's basically bullshit to even call them sub-genres)
underground rap (most mainstream rap sounds like that cockmongler lil wayne)
and minnesota metal