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ForsakenMartyr

I'm going to open a cross-dressing store and call it Susan B. Anthony.
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ForsakenMartyr

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Sex: male
Age: 25
Location: Brooklyn, New York, United States
Partner in crime with: mOBSCENE_bITCH
Stalking: _Kiranah_
Hanging out with: CrimsonCaster
Rating: 10.00
Rating points: 430
Member since: September 03, 2007
Last logged in: November 26, 2011, 03:45pm
Occupation: Working Class Guy/Drunkard
Account Status: Free Account
Rated by: 43 people
Latest Journal Entry: Salute   November 24, 2011, 01:56pm

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I'm not going to insert a biography, but rather, I'm posting sporadic facts about myself. Anything more will need to be discovered through conversation.
-Has Long hair (not as long as it once was, reaching into my butt crack)
-Shaves entire body
-Picks nose ALOT
-Adores reading up on Theoretical and Particle Physics
-Tends to be in physical pain often (not self inflicted)
-Loves Chinese made Mexican food delivered by Asians on a Moped.
-ALWAYS enjoys a drink (alcoholic or caffeinated)
-Has an obsession with breasts...ALOT more than the average guy
-Rubs stomach counterclockwise while urinating
-Is Dominican and speaks fluent SPANISH!
-Enjoys having own man juice swapped back to me via kiss after oral (As long as I didn't consume tons of beer the night before)
-Been browsing the internet a well over a decade (really nothing to brag about :gooby )
-Was a Backyard Wrestler
-Hallucinogens are my friends
-Hates the winter season
-Totally non-Photogenic
-Had a Maplestory addiction
-Body is HEAVILY scarred
-Always showers after a poop (got to be clean)
-Often confused for a female
-Has received a violent Lap-Dance from a cross dresser on MTV (during the "24 Hour Jackass Takeover")
-Wanted to be a Ufologist when I was younger
-SyNN is a close friend, and the one to thank for my photos.

That's a few tad bits there.

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The History Channel, BEER, Discovery Channel, Pro-Wrestling, Comedy Central, Black Coffee, Decepticons, Downtown (Matsumoto & Hamada), Cobra Commander, Kids In The Hall, Upright Citizens Brigade, Colbert Report, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Serial Experiments - Lain, ROH, NOAH, JAPW, NJPW, Cattle Mutilation, Waffles, Perfect Hair Forever (the series), Colored Pencils, Zach Galifianakis, Physics, Final Fantasy 7, Toasted Corn Muffins with Applesauce, Breasts, Pedobear, Albert Hofmann, Philosophy, Waking up still intoxicated, Psychology, America... Seriously, too much for me to type out, just ask me something.

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Dislikes:
Tickle Me Elmo Dolls, Baked Potato Flavored Baked Potato Chips, Auto-Bots, Anyone that doesn't realize Musical taste is subjective (along with almost everything else), Non-Alcoholic Beer (seriously, what kind of sick trick is this?!), Coffee with Milk, Phil Mushnick, Cold Toilet Seats, Chris Hansen, People who answer their phone while I'm jammin' to their ringtone, My inability to focus when I desire to, Heavily sweaty arm pits, Losing/Breaking my iPODS, Dianetics.
Chris Hansen


Favorite Music:
Song of the Week: "El Manana" - Gorillaz
Last Weeks Song: "Us Against the World" - Coldplay
Song of the Month; November: "Medicine" - Daughter
Album of the Month; November: "Malice In Wonderland" by Goldie Presents: Rufige Kru

Nile, Tricky, Massive Attack, Suicide Commando, Hocico, Terravita, Velvet Acid Christ, Bjork, Portishead, Slayer, Cat Power, Skinny Puppy, Deftones, Team Sleep, Mt Eden, Metric, Saltillo, Sunday Munich, Damien Rice, TuPac,God Speed You! Black Emperor, Anna Ternheim, Brian Eno, The Heliocentrics, Notorious B.I.G., Radiohead, DJ Shadow, Van Morrison, MC Paul Barman, Immortal Technique, Angerfist, Coldplay, Celtic Frost, Xasthur, As I Lay Dying, Hatebreed, Tom Waits, Dresden Dolls, Atreyu, Wu-Tang Clan, Tegan & Sara, Sigur Ros, Morcheeba, DATSiK, Magenta Lane, Trivium, Dead Prez, Emmure, Front 242, Aesop Rock, M.I.A., Funker Vogt, Combchrist, Diplo, Devendra Banhart, Robots In Disguise, MAGGOTPIG, Brandi Carlile, Madvillian, Shinedown, just to name a few. But I lend an ear to all genres, my iPOD is proof of this.

iPOD Current Repeat Playlist:
-"House of Cards" by Radiohead
-"Sleep Alone" by Moby
-"Addiction" by Ryan Leslie
-"Her Name" by Sunday Munich
-"Little Lion Man" by Mumford and Sons
-"Beware" by Deftones
-"Who are you New York" by Rufus Wainwright
-"Heartbeats" by Jose Gonzalez


Homepage: http://www.mkaku.org/
Link 1: http://killitforscience.tumblr.com/
Link 2: http://studio1325.com
Link 3: http://nymag.com/listings/bar/continental/

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yourxasphyxiation

[Reply]
Dec 31, 2011, 12:57am
Have a ten again

-Jazz



"Well when I called her evil she just laughed and cast that spell on me...Boo Bitch Craft..."
Innocent-is-Bliss
[Reply]
Dec 19, 2011, 06:21pm
Totally hot :-)
+10

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"Did you just fall?" No, I attacked the floor. "Backwards?" Yes, I'm freaking talented.roflmao


bloodyvalentine133

[Reply]
Dec 08, 2011, 12:27pm
ANTTTTT!! I miss you T.T




chuu~

kish?

A7XGurl696

[Reply]
Nov 25, 2011, 10:26pm
Yes. I will wire it to an unknown account, located on an unknown island, under an unknown name.

You must solve the riddle and I will give you one of these three pieces of information... of my choice evilgrin

How is a raven like a writing desk? BWHAHAHA!!!!!

Please Forgive Me I Couldn't Help Myself


A7XGurl696

[Reply]
Nov 23, 2011, 06:44pm
Nope... it is a ham... marinated in rum... hence the rum-ham. :-D

But it's an entire ham, you just eat from it like a leg of mutton... only it's larger and alcoholic. Idea courtesy of It's Always Sunny. :-)

Please Forgive Me I Couldn't Help Myself


A7XGurl696

[Reply]
Nov 23, 2011, 04:45am
ahaha... I could use the shoelaces... hmm and slightly discolored, well you just can't find em like that anymore. I dunno... I feel like I might also need at least a rumham... yes one rumham and its a deal.

Please Forgive Me I Couldn't Help Myself


TSWANT2B

[Reply]
Nov 11, 2011, 05:10pm
hi just love touring your fun profile your so sexie too hope you want to add me marcy

A7XGurl696

[Reply]
Nov 11, 2011, 04:49pm
Oooh...I think as long as its eventually... and at least a partial payback, I can work with that... Nothing over 1,000,000 though... I'm not made of money. (As I get a papercut and change falls from my fingertips) :P

Please Forgive Me I Couldn't Help Myself


Perkele_

[Reply]
Nov 10, 2011, 08:50pm
Doesnt top my imagined collection of extracted preteen uteruses... or uteri? I dont know what the plural for uterus is =P

Perkele_

[Reply]
Nov 10, 2011, 11:18am
Unfortunately for you, hes making fun of Finnish people, not muh ruskies ;-). But i wont tell anyone, hahaha.