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Sex: male
Age: 21
Location: London/ Lancaster, England, United Kingdom
Orientation: Pansexual
Fantasizes about: Obnoxious_Pants
Rating: 9.52
Rating points: 257
Member since: July 17, 2009
Last logged in: January 28, 2012, 06:08am
Occupation: Performer / Student / Semi-professional Model
Account Status: Free Account
Rated by: 27 people

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Allow me to be frank at the commencement: you will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the women will be repelled*

I'm a drug addict and an alcoholic. I don't eat, I don't sleep, I drink spirits like water and I don't care what I slide my dick into. I'm beautiful. I can be a ruthless pragmatist. There isn't a substance invented/discovered/procured that I can't take twice as much of as any other man. Don't get me wrong, I am not bragging; I've ruined my modeling career, I can't play the piano anymore, I've destroyed many relationships and lost people and things that I held dear. I've got over it. I've grown up and moved on. I'm an academic and an exhibitionist. I was once a lot more intelligent than I am now, but my brain has been rotted by the abuse of powerful drugs and copious portions of gin. So refer to me as a wise man. I work in the theatre and I teach drama, part time. I was employed by Storm Models between March 2006 & September 2007; I do not model anymore, I don't think I was ready for so much money and so much commitment. I'm an upper class, English snob who was brought up by vegans at random festivals and I'm proud! Of course, by definition, I am vain, shallow and grotesque: I have a vampire-freaks account, the purpose of which is to stimulate morbidly obese goths, similar to yourself, such that my bitter and gaping ego can be massaged, safe in the knowledge that the aesthetic function I was bequeathed by grace is appreciated by the lower rungs of the social ladder. I am a horrible, rude, bitter, twisted, nihilistic, sexually perverse, languid, self-obsessed, politically incorrect and self loathing creature. I am that which everyone else on this atrocious website wants to be; I am different. I never went to school. I was brought up by witches and weirdos. I am a social chameleon that functions in a garage full of smack heads and who can also have a diner party in the Ritz with great Aunt Rose, to milk the old bitch for all she's worth and spend her trust fund on Alexander McQueen. I hate and love myself equally. What I have matured to is an abomination, and I am an abhorrent and cliched specimen of everything I was raised to despise; a selfish, materialistic pirate, a petty criminal and a disrespectful scum-bucket..I love what I look like, I love what I stand for. I am fiercely loyal to the people which I love. If I am provoked or stimulated, I react; I'm human, almost the same as you.

I've had my heart broken and destroyed, on more than one occasion, which has led to Nervous Break Downs, drug and alcohol abuse and mindless promiscuity. Maybe one day I'll be rescued from my self-destructive marathon of bodily abuse, but until that blessed occasion arises, suck my fat hairy bollocks you fucking illiterate congregation of socially dysfunctional, mongoloid bastards! I'm going out just as I came in: kicking and screaming and covered in a mothers blood!




My name is Joe and I am the biggest cliché the world has ever seen...


P.S, I'm actually very compassionate and kind-hearted in reality. But come on, have you ever read a narcissistic, self-righteous, egotistical, contradictory monologue that can grab you by the ankles so profoundly? Although it's not quite like arachnophobia, and I'm not actually an attenuated, poisonous spider that is more frightened of you than you are of it, I know I'm not bullet proof. I appreciate that I'm still pretty young and there's still stuff I need to do. I'm also a practising humanist; every ounce of faith I possess is invested in my believe that the human race is the most incredible congregation of life, that we know of, in the Universe. And the Universe is a fucking big place. I just like shocking people
    with my grotesque ability to self advertise and provoke. I'm fascinated with everyone else, as much as myself. This is a new account, so please rate me a 10, or nothing at all, and add me to your shit/friend/favorite lists'. I'm not going to inform you how irritated I am by the countless invites I receive, because if I was that anal, I'd switch them off. I won't say 'I'm a Premium Member, so I can see what you rate me! because, if you don't know Premium Members have the capacity to do such things, then you're clearly ignorant towards a lot of the features of this site. If you don't rate me a ten, like I say, please do not rate me at all; I will power bomb you and down rate you in the arse. I will return literate and meaningful comments, unless I am not here (which is not always indicated by my online/offline status as I have had Vampirefreaks since 2004/5 and I have never logged out). Thank you for reading this far; it's nice to know that on a site where people rarely have the patience to read peoples' profiles, you have done me the honour of reading mine. Cheers, Joe.

  • "Life isn't about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself - George Bernard Shaw"

  • "Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional - The Dali Lama"

  • "If you can't do it, give up! - Sigmund Freud "

  • "The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. - Friedrich Nietzsche"

  • "Tis too much proved—that with devotion's visage And pious action we do sugar o'er The devil himself. - Hamlet , Act 3 Scene 1, William Shakespeare"
    		• I like Punk and Ska, dubstepp, Drum and Base and Soul and Industrial, Electro, Breakcore, Grindcore, Trip hop, Rap, Thrash Metal, Grime, Garage and Rock 'n' Roll is in my blood. I play the piano. I also like Performing Arts, Photograpy, Cooking, Shagging, Fighting, doing dangerous things, going out on a whim with no where to go, but having a great time anyway, teaching, chatting shit, being helpful & being an arse hole. I am a total Vampirefreaks addict and I have been here since around 2004. Couldn't live without it anymore! Please check out my links, which are listed above, and especially my baby, Ghost.


    © Joseph Anthony Cawley 1991. Previous account Xjesus-lemonsX - December 2004 / July 2009.
    *The libertine - Stephen Jeffreys


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