Im Callena, pronounce it "Kalayna", say it right or call me Jeffrey. I love my 3 cats soooo much. Barney is a pervert though. He likes to lick my knees every morning. I love Dahmer and Chikatilo, my two little ratlings. So far I have failed to locate their belly buttons. Yes, I did name them after cannibals. I have a thing for middle aged Germans wielding flame throwers. I get violent when people tickle me. Don't try it, you'll only end up with sore nipples. I like ancient gods. Midnight bacon is the best kind of bacon. I'm boring. Like really boring.
Likes
Cats, rats, bats and alpacas.
Dislikes
Egotism, arrogance, liars, cowards, unreliability and white underwear.
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