| About? For the few of you who actually read profiles before speaking to someone: Hey, I'm Miko. I'm nineteen years old. I'm CANADIAN. Like every other person on the planet, music is a large part of my life. I like to design tattoos I will never get. I like literature, and jazz. YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY MSN, FUCK OFF. So, what am I like? Chances are, I don't like you. I'm intelligent for my age, but in that intelligence comes arrogance. And that arrogance limits my rationality most of the time. I'm just finishing up my first year in university. Illiteracy needs to be less of an issue around here. Learn to spell, kiddies. That's why your parents forced you to go to elementary school, so you could become LITERATE. Learn to spell. Literature is one of my passions, and as a writer, I feel it necessary to say: You complaining about your parents yelling at you, or people making fun of you saying you're not gay or bisexual isn't poetry; it's STUPID. STOP writing that bullshit.
Likes? I like food. I like tacos, burgers, chicken Parmesan, cheese sticks, pizza, cinnamon rolls.. I like to make those things the most. I love to bake. Dessert is my favourite food group. I like literature, Ellen Hopkins is my all time favourite author. Haven't heard of her? WELL YOU SUCK. I like music, and body art. I like games. Gaming is amusing. I like movies, but none of this sappy chick flick bullshit. I like the show Daria. Because I'm a lot like her. Smart-ass, sarcastic, and fairly pessimistic. She's the one in green. If you know who she is, kudos.
Dislikes? I REALLY can't stand pervs; not that it matters, as they don't read profiles. I can't stand girls who post almost naked photos of themselves. I cannot STAND scene queens. YOUR HAIR IS HUGE, AND BLOCKS A MOVIE SCREEN. LAY OFF THE EXTENSIONS, WE ALL KNOW IT'S NOT YOUR REAL HAIR, BITCH WE KNOW THAT PIERCING IS FAKE, TAKE IT OUT, LAY OFF THE EYELINER (WHAT ARE YOU, A RACCOON?), GET SOME REAL CLOTHES, AND STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE BADASS, WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE A WHORE. And this whole "I'M SO INNOCENT" act? Oh come on, how stupid do you think everyone is? I can't stand racism, ignorance, and mostly, oblivious people. Young teenagers. BROSKI, YOU'RE FOURTEEN, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A PENIS IS. STOP HAVING SEX, because that baby you have will hate you for life. I sincerely hope it eats you from the inside, and you realize that the coach was telling the truth. "Don't have sex, 'cause you will get pregnant, and die" | Music? Dude, I listen to so many bands, I'll have to update this as I go. I've been playing a trumpet for nine years now. I also play the guitar, and the bass guitar. I love jazz, rock, and techno, to sum it all up. Oh, and throw in some indie too. Here's a few of my current favourites. OWL CITY , Brown Eyed Girls Guns N Roses, Girls Generation Red Hot Chili Peppers AFI Never Shout Never No Doubt Muse Miyavi Dir En Grey N.E.R.D MSI Metro Station Metric Making April LoveHateHero LMFAO Louis Armstrong Linkin Park Killswitch Engage Alice Nine The Ataris Arctic Monkeys Between The Trees Bob Marley Bob Dylan Brokencyde Emilie Autumn Coheed And Cambria Coldplay Daft Punk Dance Gavin Dance Circa Survive Earth Wind And Fire Flyleaf Forever The Sickest Kids Frank Sinatra The Fratellis Garbage Angelspit Gorillaz The Hives HotHotHeat Jimi Hendrix The New Cities Our Lady Peace Oasis Queen The Pink Spiders Rancid Story of the Year T.A.T.U. Tokio Hotel The Used The Ting Tings Yellowcard Zee Avi The Clash Real Big Fish Red Jumpsuit Apparatus and probably a bunch more that I forgot. XD |