Quotes
1- "...And the pope has to be a virgin."
"Christ! He's an old one!"
2- "Can I take my coat off? I've done a lot of strange things, but I've never slept in my coat."
3- "You know in England, they teach you English? Well, in America, do they teach you-"
"No."
4- "Are Clare and Fox kissing in the kitchen?"
5- "He must really like you. Usually he just goes up to girls and sticks his thing in."
6- "Being tall is just like being short, but different."
7- "Kai's in my box! Kai, stop fiddling with my box! Get out of my box, Kai!"
8- "Kai, this is the last time you'll get to fiddle with my box."
9- "You should write a song about how awesome I am. About how intelligent I am. Intelligence, do di do di do. Intelligence, do di do di do."
10- "Her breast light up."
"Mine don't do that, for sure!"
11- "Emily, is Britain on the Euro?"
12- "David Beckham wrote Last Of The Mohicans."
"Did he?!"
13- "Does anyone else find Barry Manilow strangely attractive?"
14- "Clare, what the fuck is this?"
"It's a ripple."
"I asked for a fucking Red Bull."
15- "I'm scared of pear trees growing in my tummy."
16- "I'm so well-rounded, I bounce when you push me down the stairs."
17- "What's the NHS?"
18- "I've officially seen your Mum's boyfriend's penis."
19- "Pog! That rhymes with fog!"
"Isn't that spelt P-U-K?"
"No- that's puk."
20- "Awh!! They're in love!!"
"On my knee!!"
21- "Look! I support AIDS! No! Wait!"
22- "Clare? Who the fuck is Clare?!"
23- **In a church** "Awh, look, they even have little foot rests!"
"Clare, those are for kneeling on..."
24- "Was Father Ted Irish?!"
25- "What do you need sperm for, anyway? They only bring velocity to the situation."
26- "Why don't you go to Sleat?"
"Because it's Sleat."
27- **From bathroom** "Fox... My trousers have fallen down."
28- **Whilst hungover, drinking water** "This is the best thing since sliced cheese."
29- "God, she pees like an elephant."
30- "I like school, really. I'm scared of the real world."
31- "You can post some food through my mouth."
32- "Fox, when's our English nab?"
"We all have breasts..."
33- "You're actually quite intelligent, Clare."
"Yeah, I do have flashes of... Hmmm... Cleverism."
34- "Don't touch my prawns!"
35- **On universities** "They'll accept you, you're adorable!"
36- "Is this a can of coke, or an ash tray?"
37- "Wow, you look shorter sitting down."
38- "I hate flashbacks. Just as I'm getting into them, it's BOOM, present!"
"I've never actually had a flashback..."
"Not me, Fox, the film!"
39- "I can't find it anywhere!"
"Flash back and see where you had it last."
40- "It'd be cool if the clock on the side of that taxi actually worked."
"Yeah, it would be, if that wasn't a compass."
41- "Jake'll kill me if he walks in, like, right now... Shit. Hey Jake."
42- "Kai's in my box again!"
"Do you like Kai being in your box, Tamara?"
"No, I keep telling him to get out!"
"A sort of box rape then, if you will."
43- "Well, I mean, there are people, but not people. Like, I'm not counting parents and 'Cus."
44- "Noel Edmonds is my God. Wait! Shit, no, he presents Deal Or No Deal. Who's the other guy?! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT ONE!!"
45- "Well, at least we know Tamara's more observant than Clare."
Clare- "What?"
46- "Just because you two, like, love each other."
*awkward silence*
"Oh, I wish it could be Christmas, everydaaaaaaaaaaaay!!"
47- "I don't always ask you to iron my shirts for me!"
*Fifteen minutes later*
"Juuuuuuuuuuuuules? Can you iron this shirt for me, please?"
48- "We need to go to the co-op to buy some nibbles."
*Jules bursts out laughing*
"Nibbles, Jules, not nipples!!"
49- "Emily? Can I glitter glue my eyebrows?"
50- "Do you need human fat to make soap?"
51- "Baby cashmino? Whats it made out of? Babies?"
52- "Andrew! Where's the trifle?!"
"I don't know where your trifle is!!"
"Its not my trifle, Andrew, it's our trifle!"
53- "Damn! I forgot to change my pink earring to the turquoise one!"
"Andrew... Shut up."
54- "So, have fun in Spain. And Nick- Alice means a lot to me, so mess with her and I'll come after you with a hatchet."
55- "Have you found a walrus yet? There's one missing from room 7."
56- "I tripped over your shoes."
"But my shoes are underneath the ladder."
57- "You should be shot for that."
"You can't shoot me. That would be like shooting a puppy in treacle."
58- "There's no skill involved in poker!"
"Say that to a real poker player, and they'll deck you!"
59- **Whilst watchig Jeepers Creepers II** "Izzy-Or-Isn't-He is dead."
"Is he?"
"Or isn't he?"
60- "She gave me nose concussion!"
61- "Think of an animal that lives in the sea. An oyster."
"A shell!"
"A brick!"
62- "10 things you'd take to a desert island."
"Um...A book, my iPod, my phone, Andrew, sketch pad, pencils, my bed-"
"Your bed wouldn't wouldn't fit a rucksack."
"Well, I can't fit Andrew in a rucksack."
63- "I don't wanna share a dorm with other people."
"I don't mind sharing beds with other people... Bedrooms. BedroomsBedroomsBedrooms."
64- "If the yellow ball is besides the blue ball, and the blue ball is about this far from the red ball, what time does the 8:30 bus leave?"
"Ugh, I hate maths."
65- "It'd be so cool if the teeth I'd swallowed accumilated in my intestines, and so if a little man was walking through my intestines, he'd been bitten. Don't go down there."
66- "It was a small moving object. I had to chase it!"
67- "Koosh? It sounds like you can't say kapoosh."
"Whilst we're on it, Tamara, it's kapeesh."
68- **Stuck outside R.E. Hut** "We could use a battering ram!"
"They only work on doors that go in-the-way."
"Well, all we need to do is get on the other side."
69- "Have you seen my 9B pencil?"
"What are you doing? Drawing panthers in the night?"
70- "Guys?"
*Runs upstairs* "Are you okay?!"
"Yeah, I just wanted some attention."
71- "BOB! YOUR FAMILY HAVE A BOB! I LOVE YOUR FAMILY!"
72- "I'm not going to take Human Biology."
"Neither am I... Wait! I'm in 6th year..."
73- "There was this great couple! Dot and Charlie! And they bought me a necklace! And then they died!"
74- "He feels responsible for me. He used to try and put me in bins. He was great. I was terrified of him as a child."
75- "When she kisses my cheek, my back gets all tingly."
"Andrew, I think you've got your nerves wired up all wrong."
76- "Think of some animals to search and see if albino ones exist."
"An albino... I was going to say carrot just there."
77- "Clare brings the cuteness to the relationship, and I bring the edge. So together, we're like a bunny in a leather jacket!"
78- "Fox? Was I supposed to have a shower last night?"
79- "I don't know him."
"I don't know him."
"I wish I didn't know him."
80- "It's not a fringe! It's just hair!"
81- "There were no Sikhs in Forres in 2001"
"What? There was no seats in Forres?! But there's seats in the park."
"Sikhs, Mum! Sikhs not seats! And I'm sure people in Forres have seats in their houses and don't go to the park to sit down!"
82- "Where's the lid?! This is a popping pen! When I was in school, pens had lids!"
83- "I'm more of a giver than a receiver."
"He doesn't look like the kind of guy to accept."
84- "Why are all the old people dropping like flies?"
"Because they're old, you just answered your own question."
"Yeah, but they've been old for ages!"
85- "This isn't even snow! It's just ice, hurling itself at my face!"
86- "I'm odd- But I'm not weird."
87- "I've lost my green scarf."
"Clare, you're wearing it."
"This isn't green, it's luminous yellow!"
88- "I thought it was a pringle, and it stratled me when it was soft and chewy!"
89- **On MSN*"Ahahahahaha."
"Wow! Do all Dutch people laugh like that?!"
90- "Nucleus?"
"Yeah, the nucleus of the egg-"
"Nucleus??"
"Yes. Nucleus. Oh for Christ sake, it's the- It's like the orange bit in a jaffa cake!"
91- "More money is printed daily for Monopoly than by the U.S. Treasury."
"Does that make it real money?"
92- "I think I may be an ostrich- An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain."
93- "Lacking common sense doesn't make you not clever. It just means you do stupid things more often."
94- "Is Marcus always in a bad mood?"
95- "When she turns to the side, she's all breasts!"
96- "If you put your head to Clare's chest, you can hear the sea!"
97- "Blowing his trumpet all year in math."
"He has a trumpet?! He got it into math?! That's not arrogance, that's impressive!"
98- "I'm not fishing you out the toilet, Fox!"
"Yeah, go on, Jules. Get your rod out."
99- "Damn, I totally forgot to put on socks this morning!"
100- "Inspriation flies to the writer like owls fly to a... Dead deer.."
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