Pick the blue pill to stay in wonderland (and go to the main page of my profile. [failing that click the flashing pic above])
Pick the red pill to go back to VFs main page....

Before you comment that in the Matrix it was the red pill to stay in wonderland yes I know...but it was also to leave the Matrix, I'm trying to get you to stay!
No I'm not obsessed with the Matrix either I just thought this was a cool idea...

I'm probably too much trouble for you to read about though so don't feel you have to. Just don't go leaving me some near meaningless comment after only seeing this one page.