I'm probably gonna regret wasting my time to write this, but here goes nothin. I'm Ben, I'm 23 (jordan!), I don't have a paper job, I pierce and do odd jobs for my money. I have a serious problem... I'm actually honest, and most people like white liars. I'm not here to kiss your ass and build you up, I'm here to make friends and socialize. If i have an opinion, I WILL say something... No use in keeping my mouth shut because I don't talk shit. I am bored a lot, and I will not so much as comment you if I'm not interested. I don't get along with most guys, because All guys (including myself at times) are dicks. I love boobs, and I'm a sexual person, I don't try to hide it. I have no Hidden agenda, I never plan to meet or date anyone, if you want to meet me, you shouldn't. I have crazy ex's that have brutally destroyed any sence of romantic love that I have ever had, and I highly doubt its going to come back. I like to have fun, I like to hear what is on people's minds... I am a good listener. I won't ask you to cam with me, or show me your body. if you choose to share your private parts with me, thats your choice. My favorite thing to do is cuddle, and i have been having shitty luck with that lately. My relationship status is "slut" I get used like a sex toy at an all female orgy. I'm good enough to fuck, but not good enough to love. I'm random if you havent noticed. My favorite colour is purple, The sky is my enemy, I love the night, I ask myself "Why are there no Vagina scented air fresheners in wal-mart?" all the time. I listen to music almost religiously, I play video games from time to time. I smoke cigarettes and I drink, no illegal drugs. I can draw, and do many forms of art like its no one's business, and I tend to draw when I'm upset. My life is a mess, but at least its mine. I Have mad guitars, I have a full functioning 100% digital recording and production studio at my disposal, and I do use it. If you want to hear my music, too bad because its not going on the internet. I lost my future as a music producer/ sound engineer because people bootlegged my shit and got it rights to my songs before I could. I would appreciate it if you took the time to read this, that you would let me know. My body is not sexy. I'm 6 foot nothing, 285 pounds, Brown hair, greyish stone coloured eyes, extra large shirt size, size 38 pants, size 13 shoes... If you want to know how big my junk is, you wouldn't believe me unless I showed you, so take my word for it, it's a filthy ugly behemoth abomination. I'm muscular, but have a bit of a beer gut. I work out regularly, but I dont do much cardio. I cook really well, it's how I and all of my ex's got to be morbidly obese. anything you want to know, don't be afraid to ask. you won't offend me, and the best things in life are the chances you never took. deuces. -Ben

Alcohol, Metal, Dubstep, Sex, and other stuff.

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