This profile is currently getting an overhaul. Please bare with me.
"No memory will be left of you, no regret when you are gone. You have never touched the Muses’ flowers. Shadowy forever in Death’s realm, you will be wafted on a ghost’s fluttering wings, one of the black dead.”
"If you are reading this thenthis warning is for you.Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life.Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want?Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation.Quit your job.Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned…" --Quote from Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
Let’s see here, let’s see well first and foremost my name is Anthony. This is my first time on the site, not that it really matters. I’ve come and gone throughout the years, usually a different name very time. So if you think you know me you just might. The names have changed to protect the innocent. Let’s see what else I should say. Oh, yes I am from the great and oh-so wonderful state that is Ohio. And I know what you are thinking, you are extremely jealous. Well you should be, I mean all this flat land and horrible weather you have every right to be jealous. Its okay I won’t judge you, much. By day I am a mild mannered reporter and by night I fight crime as a mask vigilante. Alright so maybe that statement isn’t all entirely true. I will admit, a good share of the time I am not mild mannered. What else to ramble on about. Oh I probably swear more than what I should. I swear probably more than fucking you, it’s true…it’s true. And I probably drink more than what I should as well. Which clearly it isn’t my fault that alcohol likes me so much, really! I’m always looking for a good recipe too. So if you know any good ones drop me a line and share with me. I know a few as well, we can trade hangovers. I also enjoy the classic horror movies, not to mention cage fighting, video games, comic books, guns, explosions, anything tech. Shit pretty much anything a normal guy likes really. Oh and cold weather, I’m not much for the warm weather type of shit. For me the colder the better, and if anyone can make me a nice fortress out of ice like those giant ice hotels you shall be infamous! Well at least in my book you’ll be infamous. And I have a rather small obsession with zombies. But I’m sure from looking at my profile that you didn’t even notice that. Nope, not one bit probably. And you get a Gold Star if you have a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide. I mean who doesn’t have a copy of this thing, it is great! And for those of you who really don’t have a copy of the Survival Guide when the zombies come don’t feel insulted if I use you as a distraction while I seek shelter. I mean no hard feelings right? All in all I’m a pretty easy guy to get along with. Despite all the crazy things on my profile and even if I’m grumpy in nature. I’m a blast to talk too. Just drop me a line if you feel like talking. I’m usually good for some form of entertainment...
